Country Dictionary

River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.

Person#1 Wow, that guy River is such an asshole
Person #2 Yah and he also has a small dick

aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.

o my gawd it me river most awesome.

A guy with a huge penis that is good with the women and knows someone he dosent like when he meets them

Rachel:Rivers is so sexy I want him with me

Where good players continually get fucked by randomness

he fucking caught the random straight on the river

River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.

Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River

Its a magical place to hang out with friends. A place to pray, explore, have fun, and just to have adventures together. A place to get rid of your troubles. Get washed by the water and go down to the river.

Lets go down to the river.

Someone who has a fun and crackheaded personality. Lots would say hes an emowo and loves his friends. Has a very unique sense of style.

hailey: wow dude i love River
nichelle: who?
hailey: my best friend? how dont you know him?