A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small, private Baptist college located in the town of Boiling Springs.
Gardner-Webb University is located in a one stoplight town
Gardner is a school in Los Altos Hills, California. The kids that go to it are hella rich and have like trillion dollar houses. The teachers are pretty much bipolar and know nothing about teaching. The classrooms are falling apart. The principle tries to act cool by wearing shape ups everywhere. She has no control of the students what so ever. The teachers switch out every year because they don't have enough money for them. The P.E. teacher goes crazy sometimes and just ignores the students while he sits on his "Swedish chair". You can't understand the digital arts teacher, the drama teacher has no butt, and the art teacher is a hippie. To top it all of all the kids are not athletic and they lose in the junior olympics every single year.
Kelsey: What school do you go to?
Bob: Gardner Bullis Elementary School
Kelsey: That sucks.
The phenomenon in which certain men will come to the defense of a woman simply because of her gender, while others renounce them. Often occurs in male-dominated group chats when a female is added. This effect causes discord among all parties involved.
The Splatoon-based group chat "Sprayze" was struck with the Gardner Effect when Amelia joined.
A chink who lives in keelings in Cindy. He has a Mrs but doesn't talk to her cos she is 7 years old and has better things to do like play fortnite
A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.
Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!