A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have sex with someone, usually your mom.
"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ
I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.
"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."
"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."
2 fingers in the front and 5 in the back similar to the shocker i in the pink 2 in the stink
My girlfriend was over and she rode the minivan
To engage in sexual relations while in a minivan.
going 90 down the interstate while your friend is having sex in the back with some fat chick Get your Minivan on.
A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.
“Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”