A fork of Rural Dictionary
The little boy with the chubby cheeks and always says baaaah!
Hey, look over there, there is the Muffin Man
A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.
Madilyn your such a muffin man.
a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.
Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."
A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.
Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.