Country Dictionary

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So Long, Scarecrow

The second album released by the LA rock group, Scarling. The album was released in late August of 2005, under the label "Sympathy for the Record Industry". The album is composed of insightful lyrics and hypnotizing instrumentals. It received a five star rating by "Alternative Press Magazine." The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.

Downloading Music Junkie: I just downloaded Scarling's "So Long, Scarecrow off of Limewire Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.

by FillerBunny March 07, 2009

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive. Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow! Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

by BlossomG April 03, 2013

pussy scarecrow

a person who, by their attitude, words, demeanor, or looks, repels women.

Q: Hey, should we ask Campbell to go? A: fuck no, that guy is a pussy scarecrow!

by poke county, effelay February 16, 2015

Scarecrow

A brainless person...usually an elder, parent...

Maryellen is an obvious Scarecrow...while she is my Mother, she presumes to be an airhead, brainless and clueless...and she frightens others...

by Miss Dot April 04, 2017

Scarecrow

Someone with unusually large feet a female and sometimes a frightfully looking tootsie roll big toe. Some may even be knock kneed.

Boy that Scarecrow chick really adores her feet. If your not careful she may even want you to jack off on her feet.

by Halalujer November 30, 2022

sex scarecrow

i am a sex scarecrow

vincent is very hot he is like a sex scarecrow

by sexscarecrow April 07, 2017