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a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him

"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"

The name for a black, English male who represents the American rapper '50 Cent'. Commonly used as an insult or tease.

"Whoah! That guy can rap, he's black and he's been shot just about a million times!"
"Well, isn't he just the next 50 Pence!"

the horrible president trump and the ok vise president pence.

I hate trump pence.

Pence up, pencing up - The results of inadequate lube during anal sex causing a dick to get stuck in an asshole.

I need more lube, your asshole is starting to Pence Up.

The Mike Pence is when you pour water on your gay lover, electrocute them, and fuck them in the ass.

Guy 1: Oh my god! Me and my lover just did The Mike Pence in bed!!

Guy 2: Holy shit! That's gotta hurt.

horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies

Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"

(n): Where one purchases a suit to attend the mandatory burial a of miscarried fetus’

It’s not enough that the former guv of Indiana (Pence) mandated that women attend their unborn fetus’ burial, rumor has it he is looking to also legislate that you purchase your funeral attire at his crappy retail shop, Pence Warehouse.