A fork of Rural Dictionary
A euphemism for sexual bedroom activities including copulation and ocasional fisting.
Awkward Boy: Do you want to come back to my room for toast?
Emotionally turmoiled girl: Nah mate- got a 9am.
You can't cook it correctly it always looks like your brush after cleaning your car.
carl wheezer: Dude your cooking is absolute TOAST!
jimmy big brain: thanks!
carl wheezer: it's supposed to be an insult.
jimmy big brain: awww :(
A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.
"Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I, warm and crispy" ~Mitch Hedberg
Toast is a game that is played with guys. They all stand around a piece of toasted bread or perhaps an english muffin, and they splooge on it. The last person to ejaculate on the piece of toast must eat the whole thing. This is Toast.
" Kevin, Rob, and Gay Reilly were playing toast one day. Reilly finished last so he had to eat the toast and then they gave him a mushroom stamp on the forehead."