A fork of Rural Dictionary
Large goofy ass bitch with a microphone that is approximately 7.25in in length and 6.5 in circumference. Will also regret letting that info into the wild.
"Topher's mic is not to be trifled with you whelp"!
A little country kid from Kentucky that don't like Olivia
Topher: Y'all already know who I am my name is topher and I think Olivia.
Olivia: I think topher
the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.
Person A: "Topher is my favorite tdpi character!"
Person B: "How? He attempted identity theft.."
A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.
He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.
When two people take a shit into the same toilet
Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one