A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masturbation in short bursts to maintain a status of non climax.
guy 1: hey are you gonna bust soon?
guy 2: no im treadmilling itll never happen!
Playing a TV Series as background noise and paying little to no attention to it while running through seasons.
I'm planning on treadmilling though the entire season 4 of The Office on Netflix today.
To have sex. Preferably on or near a treadmill.
Jared: What were you guys doing down there?
Joe: We were just running on a treadmill
I was on the organic treadmill last night after getting pissed at the party. A way people use to get from one place to another during their day. Used more in the past before the popularity of gyms peaked. It's often a granola's favorite way to get somewhere. Hazards of using include bad weather, seeing other people, dog shit and hobos.