Country Dictionary

The blumpkin but with the unfortunate addition of a wad full of Halloween hair.

My girl was giving me the best trumpkin... That all ended when she coughed up a fur ball of my mane.

A pumpkin carved to look like Donald Trump. Funny, because Trump is just as orange.

Oh boy, it's almost halloween! Can't wait to put my trumpkin out on the porch!

The act of hiring Russian prostitutes to piss for you in a Presidential Suite.

Donald Trump paid some Russian whores to do a Trumpkin on the bed.

Pieces of shit that follow Trump everywhere

Damn Trumpkins are stinking up the place.

A portmanteau of Trump and Bumpkin (an unsophisticated or socially awkward person from the countryside) used to indicate followers and supporters of Donald Trump.

My grandma still thinks the election was stolen. She's a total Trumpkin.

Russian hooker in platform boots urinates onto the chest and stomach of a person sitting on a gold toilet.

I went to Moscow for a very expensive trumpkin.

A Trumpkin is simply a blumpkin, but on a golden toilet (like the one ex President Donald Trump supposedly owns) Bonus points if you powder your balls with Cheeto dust beforehand.

“The president elect celebrated his victory quietly in his home, receiving a victory Trumpkin”