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Vex 3

Vex 3 is the best game ever, and it will be for the rest of existence. It's so good that once you play it you will be eternally depressed until you play it again. It's basically addiction V2. If under any circumstances you ask someone (or something) if they know Vex 3 and they say no, you must instantly get rid of them.

TIP: This game is so good that no person in the world can not like it. This means that getting a girlfriend is easy, all you have to do is show them Vex 3 and you will be soulmates forever.

Person 1: Yo wanna marry me
Person 2: Ew no
Person 1: *Shows off Vex 3*
Person 2: MARRY MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

by Lover of Vex games June 15, 2021

vex

To bullshit someone. Or lie.

Guy: I didn't do nothing I swear.
Cop: I think he's trying to vex me.

by John August 30, 2004

vexing me

Irritating, and annoyingly asking irrelevant rhetorical questions.

Boss: Hey, have you finished that report yet?

Me: Uh no.
Boss: But it's been 2 days. Get on it!
Me: WHY YOU ALWAYS VEXING ME!!

by ChunkyBrown January 20, 2016

Vexed Up

Being beautiful, pretty, or overwhelming

Sexy, Smoking Hot, Hotty, Vexed Up

by ChizzMaster August 08, 2015

vex

one who does not posses either sex organ. smooth skin between is legs. no innies or outies

by D April 15, 2003

Dubassaurus Vex

An old sound system that has been ragged and blown up by Techno DJ's who think that optimism is a excuse for destroying equipment (bless them : ). Now resides in the Sound Engineer's studio awaiting repair. Still sounds amazing in the green and is dearly loved by many. Will reign again when the age of the beasts is upon us.

Shall we fire up Dubassaurus Vex? I want to do some wobbly, listen to some heavy dub, watch the speakers grow to 30ft tall and get smacked with its mighty sub tail.

by Unit Seven March 21, 2008

Vex Mex

Slang for Mexican Vasectomy, the act in which ones testicles are melted via blow torch to the point of where reproducing is impossible.

“So I came inside this girl last night man!”
“Woah be careful you don’t want to get a girl pregnant man
“Nah dude its good, I'm sterile due to a Vex Mex a few years ago”

by Swaggert McYolo September 13, 2019