A fork of Rural Dictionary
A derogotory word for a black person.
man: loook at that dirty velcro-head over there.
other man: you cant say that, it's racist you know.
The usaually kinky,curly,velcro-like pubic hair of a colored womans vagina.
it sticks to you ;like velcro. Would you like some chocolate velcro with your weiner?
a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull
Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head
A side of effect of the dry sixty nine. It is caused when the chin is chafed by over zealos dry sixty nining when one or more participant is wear pants or short with a velcro fly.
Man, I got the worst velcro chin from dry sixty nining that prude bitch last night.
A situation that occurs when two males engage in anal scissoring, in which anal pubic hair becomes entangled.
Guy1: Hey bro, lets scissor!
Guy2: Sure thing bro. As long as you shave this time, so we don't butt velcro again.
Guy1: Of course. Last time it took us 3 hours to untangle ourselves.
Guy2: Yeah, we don't want that happening again. It was painful.
When a man's nuts become stuck to his gooch or leg, resulting in a stickyness in which they must be ripped off in a similar fashion to Velcro.
"Dude I have some serious Velcro nuts right now"
The act of clasping your hands and wrapping them around your loved one's neck while showing them unconditional love and affection at inappropriate times of the day.
My girlfriend Ally is such a velcro monkey. She's always hanging off of me.