A fork of Rural Dictionary
The colloquial abbreviation for : what a flop
*insert name* waf, lol!!!
We Aint Fuckin’, We Aint Talkin. The great equalizer for today’s dating world. Weeding out the attention-thirsty, dopamine-deprived, and frankly worthless people who just want to message you to fill the empty void in their hollow life.
“Bro Sheila was trying to play me. She said she just wanted to talk instead of linking. We’ve been texting for 3 months. I had to skirt and hit that WAF-WAT on her.”
A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.
“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”
Wife Acceptance Factor The likelihood that the testosterone-jacking project you completed or purchase you made will be accepted by your spouse in the carefully curated home décor that they created.
"I had to return that vantablack 18" 1000 watt Megabooster subwoofer I ordered because it clashed with the pink unicorn themed sofa and curtains. It had an unacceptably low WAF."