A fork of Rural Dictionary
A simp he will normally simps for people called Emma or Ivana he is a pick me and will meat rid said girls until he dies he doesn't leave his room at all he stays in playing overwatch all the time he has no friends and wishes the girls will like him because he is a “nice guy” when he is just a creep
Person “that Wesley is such a creep he wont leave those poor girls alone”
That one kid in your group thats low key kinda sus but you know he's straight. He's way too smart and really full of himself. He always wants to "spill the tea" and probably has a crush on one of the girls he always talks to but he'd never admit it
Bruh Wesley got a 32 on his ACT wtf
an obese, obnoxious, socially inept neanderthal who enjoys poaching and irritating everyone around him
When someone is an uninformed d-ck most would say he's being an A Wesley...
Goes to disco party in dark
That guy has full glow in dark costume
No that’s just wesley
Wesley is an annoying transgender jerk that thinks he can be better than anything. He is a dick and has no friends whatsoever. Most Wesleys' will commit crimes when they grow up that will most likely include murder and rape. Whenever things don't go exactly the way he wants them to, (yes, they have OCD) he will start screaming and cussing and throwing dangerous tantrums. If you see a Wesley, stay away from him as much as possible. They are f***ing dangerous.
Person 1: Whoops, sorry, didn't mean to trip you.
Wesley: FOUL!!! That's a MOTHERFUKING FOUL YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH.
(Throws daggers and chainsaws all over the place and ends up running around getting people
virginity lost.)
Pathological liar and a rapist and mentally stupid. Will lie for anything and will argue with a brick wall. Quick to start an argument and is very vain of himself. A jerk face and girls like to play tricks on him and act like their his girlfriend just to make a fool out of him. He can dish it out but can't take it. Loves to pick a fight and talk smack but when you start giving it back to him he cries and runs to a corner and calls for his mommy. He thinks people like him but they don't. (NEEDS HELP VERY BADLY)
DONT TALK TO A WESLEY UNLESS YOU KNOW HIM.