A fork of Rural Dictionary
A batty school boy who does everyones work and if a good friend but is still irrelevant. He also has spots all over his nose. He also like to shoot animals
you are "wilf the batty"
Alexis is a stunning girl who will steal your heart at first glance. She makes you happy just looking at herm her smile instantly brightens your day up. Her eyes are beautiful like the stars at night. Everything about her is amazing. You don't want to let her go. She is amazing person with the best personality you could ask for. Everything is perfect about her down from her toes up to her head. She is the best thing that can happen to you in your life and you don't want to lose that. You know who you are. You are worth the world to me.
Alexis Wilf is literally the perfect woman any man can ask for.
Fingering ones own asshole and simultaneously peeing into ones mouth.
Bro, my friend recently told me about wilfing, and I cant stop! Its so much better than jerking off.
A bit of a wilf = A bit of a wolly. A strange one.
A wilfy woofter.
See that fella over there wearing those bent old trousers, he's a bit of a wilf.
He's a right Wilfred 😂