A fork of Rural Dictionary
An exclamatory phrase used when a situation is so bad, it seems as if it is equal to the feeling of the entire atmosphere whipping your dick, endlessly.
"Dick Whippins! (After some unfortunate incident has occured.)
I act of slapping your testicles against a vagina. Sex. Fornication. Intercourse.
I gave your sister a bag whippin in her friends bed. After a nice date at Applebee’s I took Ashley home and gave her a bag whippin on the couch. Samantha’s vagina was sore after I gave her a bag whippin. I hope my girl isn’t pregnant after I gave her that bag whippin last night.
Jerking off for hours at a time
"Where's Andrew? I haven't seen him for hours?" "Oh must be off whippin his yolks"