A fork of Rural Dictionary
Basic White Guy Kit: Constantly quotes Top Gun Single origin coffee Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam) White Tube socks Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals Patagonia shirts Subaru WRX Vapes desert flavors V-neck t-shirts “ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look) In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty Still owns a hacky sack Phrases Used: -You’re Mom -Blood -Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc. -No cap Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it. Played Halo before it was mainstream. Wears camo but doesnt hunt Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
Wants a "goth" gf Has a short back and sides or icecream hair Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly Is a member of the polyester patrol Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month Watched one episode of Top Boy If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink" Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
that cool white guy in your life. He’s usually straight and cis but he’s like cooler than the other cis straight white guys in your life. Cool white guys usually love their mom and are probably afraid of bugs.
person 1: Hey there’s that cool white guy with his mom!! person 2: that guys my favorite
A man with ancestry primarily from Europe, raised with privilege, and who did not have to be exceptional to succeed. They just have to be male with the right skin color and pedigree.
The only one who thinks DEI is a bad thing, is the mediocre white guy that was beaten out by a person of color who had to work 10 times harder to get there.
When one wears a collared shirt and gym shorts out in public.
Dude, do you think i should dress up to go out or should I️ go White guy causal
Just the feeling like the world is against you and you've had the roughest life and no one likes you.
When someone talks to you like you talk to them and you never expect them to talk to you like that because you're a white guy then you're most definitely "white guying"
Any person who is normally dark is eaither : Mexican Native American or Asian but the word to describe a dark white guy is Quattro Polimith
"Hey Guys that a Mexican" no Matt its a Quattro Polimith" a dark white guy