Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die." It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving? Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi. James: Haha, turkey fucker! Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 09, 2024

You stupid for that one

Generally a way to give props without full acknowledgment, used in situations where a joke has just been told however the idea of the joke is so out there that it is unexpected however still funny It is heard a lot more in ghetto areas not so much on the internet

:I don't like her but she wanted my sausage so I took her to the wienerschnitzel :Bro you stupid for that one lmfao

by Index ferny January 03, 2021

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?" Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 08, 2023

are you one

Slang term used in the hvac field. Are you alone?

Are you one? I need to tell you about Becca.

by Itskeylimepie February 07, 2018

you one of those

A person that can be lame at times or be a goofy. Usually names start with a T, C, M P. They are big phone heads BTW.

Conor my boy , you one of those !

by Bartolemuo April 18, 2019

You the one with all the money

You ain’t worth a damn cent

Girl:Let me get some money for my hair! Dude:”I was bout to ask you ,You the one with all the money

by Kidd knowledge December 03, 2020