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Grinching

When your male partner is angry with you and hate fucks you wearing a green condom on Christmas, followed by his own self loathing.

My girl had me in a bad mood last night , so I gave her a grinching.

I Grinched her good.

by eastcoastlifestyle December 26, 2017

Grinching

When a man has skinny arms and legs but a slightly protruding fat gut.

I thought that guy was cute until I took off his clothes and realized he was Grinching.

by N.anno0o December 15, 2016

Grinch

A creature from a Christmas book who is most unpleasant.
For he, the Grinch stole all of the presents!
But at the end of the book as all of The Who’s knew.
The Grinch’s tiny heart grew, and it grew!
He then had a change of heart in a short amount of time, and frankly I regret choosing to speak in all these rhymes.

“You are such a Grinch!” Jeered someone to another
“Oh yeah, well at the end of the book, Christmas was something he would have to smother!”

by 🆎 December 06, 2019

grinch

a bag of weed that is ground up (optional, though best for effect), collected in a corner, and then tied off; in some states dime bags are commonly distributed in this style. this corner looks like the Grinch's head.

1: got smokes?
2: yea, i got a grinch.
1: what. . .
2: you don't get it?
1: no.

by Cheddar Flyer July 11, 2008

grinch

Any person who does evil stuff or isn't nice to other people.

"I'm not the grinch. I only cheated on you."

by Diego August 21, 2003

grinch

someone with a "green" personality, likes to work independently, doesn't like BS so therefore tries to end it, does what he has to SOMETIMES bitching about it, doesn't liked to be f'd with, gets crap done, stands their own ground and doesn't want or need others to help do so.

Tyler's a grinch, so he can hold his own.

by vxvxvxvx December 08, 2011

Grinch

A person who is intolerant, irrational, oppressive, fanatical and is nearly unapproachable to convince otherwise.

Parents are sometimes a bunch of grinches.

by dmon8u December 25, 2008