Country Dictionary

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Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

That Vegan Preacher

Derogatory nickname for the YouTuberThat Vegan Teacher

Did you see That Vegan Preacher’s latest video?

by wordyteen January 29, 2024

That Vegan Preacher

a common nickname for the famous YouTuber and TikTok influencer "That Vegan Teacher"

Have you seen That Vegan Preacher's latest video? Yeah, I can't believe she compared non-vegans to Hitler.

by wordyteen January 27, 2024

The Preacher Effect

The feeling you get when someone has reached so far into what you are doing it feels like they have inserted themselves into your every crevasse of your anal canal

Adam felt The Preacher Effect so much he could read the guys wrist watch protruding from his mouth. That was the worst Preacher Effect of my life. Now my arse is so stretched 4 squatters have permanently moved in to ease the pain.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 17, 2020

Preachers Accent

When someone is screaming, raising their voice, and you can tell they are a preacher.

Damn, Mr Jackson Got Preachers Accent.

by dumbolovesdummy April 15, 2021

Prompter Preacher

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.

That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher. Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

preachering

the doing of a preacher.

today, as i was preachering, i looked into the crowd and saw a giraffe staring at me.

by dr. fleuss August 06, 2011