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The alter ego of Emin3m or someone who is imitating Marshall Mathers.
You fuck your girlfriend while singing "The Real Slim Shady" and messing up the song multiple times in a row.
Tom, I did the Slim Shady with my girlfriend and she loved it. Jerry, Tom what in ever living fuck is wrong with you?
Appears in Eminem’s 2000 “The Real Slim Shady” and also appears in “My Name Is”.
Hi, My name is, (Who?) My name is, (What?) My name is, shukashuka slim shady.
Slim Shady is a character made by world-class rapper Eminem. The rapper claims that Slim Shady was a character Eminem made while sitting on the toilet in early 1999. Eminem says that Slim Shady is his "alter ego" that gives him the ability to rap controversial lyrics in his raps and does simply not care about getting backlash and controversy over his lyrics.
"Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, all ya other slim shadys are just, imitating, so won't the real slim shady please stand up? Please stand up!"
Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes. pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy! Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see! Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee- Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!! Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!! Baby: *jacks off* *15 years later* Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED! *5 years later* baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!! THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED! IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE! DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!! The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.