A fork of Rural Dictionary
A former Radio1 "Wigger" DJ who was seriously into black girls.
"Would you like some work experience at Radio 1?"
"Yes, but I have to ask, are you Tim Westwood?? I'd like to keep my virginity."
A way of speaking that derives out of Westwood, New Jersey. It involves saying every sentence like it's a question. As you are speaking through a sentence it starts to get higher and higher pitched. A very common response using the Westwood accent is "k ya you, right?" and "What are you talking about" with "talking about" being very high pitched. People with this accent also love to say "Try again" after responding to anyone about anything as a sign of disrespect. You might even hear them add "Ski" to the end of every last word of a sentence, but this is only if they fuck with you. The origins of the accent come out of Westwood High School with pioneers like Nicholas Galli, Justin Boesch, Connor "Kanye" Abbott, and many others. Many words in English get replaced using this accent such as the word "Gay" changing to the term "Atlanta". And someone who is a "Fiend" being referred to as a "Chiefer" and so on. If you are trying to learn how to speak with this accent you need to learn how to speak with a thick New Jersey/ New York accent and practice saying everything as a question.
Westwood Accent:
Person A: Yo Galli lets go for a toke?
Person B: Nah Nah. Not with youski!
Person A: What are you talking about? (Higher pitched as you go through the sentence)
Person B: You are just a Chiefer McStever
Person A: K ya you, Right? Try again!
Person B: Shut up! You are so Atlanta bro, Foh Bih!
Person A: Fine! More bud for me'ski!
Somebody who has the most radical political opinion you could ever imagine mostly to upset other people however if you try and argue about it with them they will have good points to fire back at you, they are calm cool and collective until you piss them off unless they are apart of the Asian "ball is life" movement then talking about almost anything will upset them faster then putting backing soda and vinager in a coke bottle
That Westwood boy was chill until I told him that Hillary will win
For the 977600000000000000000000000 counts of torture they've committed against me I am going to chain the doors shut during school hours and burn 498 with sparkler powder and tasers amd termite.
If you get burnt in Westwood it'll hurt
when a rich white town, like Westwood MA, (see Westwood High School) pretends nothing bad ever happens within its borders, so they blatantly ignore the issues that run rampant within it (like internalized racism, antisemitism, sexism, classism, etc.) Often can lead to misunderstanding the complex socioeconomic issues that control the lives of most of the world, leading people to become either dangerously naive or dangerously bigotted. A wonderful example of the modern mindset, especially in New England.
Don't mind Brendan. He grew up inside the Westwood Bubble. I think this is his first time seeing someone get arrested.