A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. (n) One who follows Judaism.
2. (v) Synonym for screw over; to cheat or deceive someone.
3. (n) Term for someone who is rich and stingy.
1. Optimus Prime is a Jew.
2. Man, we totally got jewed at Burger King...they owe us money for that crap.
3. Quit being such a jew and pay your fair share.
verb. - as in being cheap
to jew someone out of money is basically short changing them
1. "dude, u owe me $5, stop jewing me out"
2. Harold owed $1.50 for the bagel he was about to buy but managed to jew his way out and "claim" he only had $1.40
3. After delivering a pizza for his job, zeke was felt he had been jew'd out when he was only tipped 50 cents
One who is of the jewish faith
Also, depending on how its being used, can be a derogarory word used by sick assholes, who enjoy bashing gods ancient people.
Jew: I'm still here...
Nazi: I'm not...
Jew: Hmm, wonder why?
A Jew is a person who follows the Jewish religion. A Jew is not stereotypically stingy, miserly or anything like that. A Jew is a human being like anyone else. Saying that they ARE miserly and stingy would be like saying christians are stereotypically gay! And they're not. So LOVE everyone, ACCEPT everyone and LIVE your life in peace!
God bless all!!
See above. This is a message for anyone. Accept the jews!