A fork of Rural Dictionary
"greetings you beautiful earthlings, i am Betsy Buns, welcome my friends"
A Betsy-Bear is someone with an extremely bad memory, or lack of skill with detail. The antonym of a Kristin-Bear, who is one that remembers every inane detail about everything.
"Did you remember to bring your ball to bowling today?"
"Oh Shit, I'm such a Betsy-Bear"
The old-school act of hand sewing; sewing without using a sewing machine.
My sewing machine is broken, so I am Betsy Rossing my dress.
This is when you have sex with a woman who is on her period. You then grab her by her ankles and drag her back and fourth across the sheets making red strips that resemble the american flag.
Damn, I banged Kristen last night on her period and then did a Betsy Ross.
When 13 guys stand in n a circle, jerk off onto a naked woman in the middle and give her a cum spangled banner.
Hey babe, for your birthday me and 12 of my buddies are going to give you a Betsy Ross.