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bonch

A group of loud ass drunk bitches that are wild and like to steal your stuff and do all your drugs and never have money and don’t put out

Oh god did you hear that bonch, lock up your shit

by Bonchly Boncherson April 09, 2024

Bonch

The poof of pubic hair just above your pubis bone, birth canon or yogurt-slinger.

Her bonch was so hairy she could pass for a wookie.

He trimmed his bonch after reading it would make his pork sword look bigger.

by The_Bark March 10, 2021

Bonch

The area between the balls and the raunch. Not to be confused with taint, it taint the pussy and it taint the asshole.

My girl and I were messing around lastnigh when she suprised me and licked my bonch. I said stop, that tickles. She wouldn't stop so I said no more 69 for you, then i left.

by PB4weGO December 01, 2023

Bonch

Insult of a higher degree than "Bitch"

ugh, yo such a bonch

by xXx_Bonch_Lover_69_xXx September 07, 2018

bonch

A bonch is the thick Trail of hair that goes from the back of the neck to the front of the pussy commonly found on Puerto Rican women

Dam destiny has a thick bonch that bitch is hairy

by cotton i joe December 20, 2016

Bonch

A water-logged planet in which there lies many oil drills. These drills are responsible for extracting large amounts of molten ranch typically used in the act of Banching.

Man Bonch is such a cool planet, I wonder what the ranch is used for.

You don't want to know...

by Thebanchmaster May 01, 2022

bonch

Like, whatever, dude.
Literally means anything you want it to. Can mean babe, or bitch. Has got to start with a "b", however.

Dude 1: Hey u see that bonch over there?
Dude 2: Nope, because bonch has no specific meaning and is a social construct.
Dude 1: That is so far outttt, duuuude
Dude 2: yee

by peterlexyah September 19, 2018