A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications
I commented on my friend's photo and now I am cluster fucked
1) An term to describe the use of a large number of people to accomplish a task. The outcome can be negatively affected when too many personnel are applied.
2) A military or online-gaming term for a military screw-up. Usually due to incompetent commanders... often results in friendly fire. Possibly an indication that two many soldiers were needlessly deployed in a small area.
1)
programmer #1: there's like 20 people working on that bug.
programmer #2: uh, I think it'll be a total clusterfuck
2)
soldier #1: awe fuck, I just shot Bobby
soldier #2: we're shooting at our own guys, this is a total clusterfuck!
1. When a large group of people are standing around, with no idea of what they're doing, that always seem to get in your way.
2. When it sems like every driver on the road or in the same parking lot as you has completely lost their minds & are totally stupid.
3. Total & complete chaos.
"What is this guy doing?!? Did he really just stop in the middle of the road to take a PHONE CALL!!!!"
"What a cluster-fuck."
"Of course this whole family of people would stop right in the middle of the sidewalk for no apparent reason, so that the only way i can get by is to walk in front of traffic!!!"
A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally hosed up by a group of managers who couldn't leave well enough alone.
Better back up that estimate, there's a cluster fuck where the Planning Department used to be.
kluhs-ter bom
Explosive diarrhea.
See "splashing the bowl"
After two plates of squid pasta and pork Belly at Mission Chinese, Sam cluster bombed until early the next morning.
A cluster of objects that are inside a person's keester
JH is an execptional outdoorsman with Celiac's. He keeps a carabiner and a loaf of gluten free bed in his keester cluster....
a large gathering of birds that fly across the runway just as you start your takeoff run.
Co-pilot, "BIRDS 12 o'clock high!"
Pilot, "Oh, Shit, we're headed for a cluster flock....."