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Cooking

Cooking : One of the most underrated pleasures and overrated chores often making the art dreadful for no apparent genuine reason.

I still have to do all the cooking!😫😥😨😱😰

by Mary john Watson September 30, 2017

Cooking

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook. The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience! Janet: Why is that Jody?? Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 25, 2009

cooks

another word for huge nipples on a chick

"Oh my! Check out the mighty cooks on those breasteses" "Those are the biggest cooks i've ever seen" "I was railing LeShawnda last night and I tell you, those massive cooks were bouncing like flies on poop"

by Jon Cheechoo January 14, 2008

cooking

when someone cooks heroin on a spoon 2 inject in 2arm leg toes or cock

im cooking some heroin

by be ran June 02, 2006

cook

"i don't care" not caring about the situation, person, place. stupid

guy 1: "damn, this slurpee is hella good." guy 2: "naw man, thats cook."

by cuzs4liife July 11, 2009

cooke

the cookie monster derived from wood

ahh ive just seen a cooke the cooke is chasing me

by bridgette bernstein October 18, 2007

Cooks

Slang used for an extremely Drunk Person in the Assamese language mostly in the Haibargaon region of Nagaon coined by Xorukon & Munnu.

Everyone knew he was cooks when he starting swearing in the engagement party.

by ОлЕв8 July 04, 2020