A fork of Rural Dictionary
In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook. The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.
After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience! Janet: Why is that Jody?? Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.
another word for huge nipples on a chick
"Oh my! Check out the mighty cooks on those breasteses" "Those are the biggest cooks i've ever seen" "I was railing LeShawnda last night and I tell you, those massive cooks were bouncing like flies on poop"
"i don't care" not caring about the situation, person, place. stupid
guy 1: "damn, this slurpee is hella good." guy 2: "naw man, thats cook."
the cookie monster derived from wood
ahh ive just seen a cooke the cooke is chasing me