A fork of Rural Dictionary
That book your girlfriend makes you with sex coupons that when you try to use them all they she tells you to fuck off.
Me-"Yeah, can I use that sex coupon for one free BJ right now" GF-"Nope, fuck off asshole"
Name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. Each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for sex (make a purchase).
"Oh, just a sec. Let me make a phone call to insert girl's name. I've got to put these pussy coupons for today."
A socioeconomic class of "people" who use coupons, vouchers, online discount codes, etc.
Store trainee: These customers brought in a coupon for a 2 for 1.
Store manager: Ugh, coupon trash. Process them quickly, then get them out of my shop.
Food Stamps, especially the older 'paper stamp' kind, as opposed to the new credit card type.
My cousin complained once when he was 5 about how slow the checkout lines move when the people in front of you are using 'mexican coupons'. We laughed so hard we nearly passed out, and I have never used the words 'food stamps' since.
Clippin Coupons:
When a drug user/dealer calls all their contacts to get the best hook up on coke
When a person can't find a hook up
When a person settles for a lesser quality/quantity item and sparingly uses it
Mother fucker, I got skimped. I'm clippin coupons for the rest of the weekend.
When someone takes a coupon book to the store and buys only the things that are in it. usually results in large amounts of spendings, justified by the amount saved.
mom went coupon-shopping today and spent over $300, but it was okay because she saved almost $50 extra!
A way of saying I'm committing coupon fraud and misuse without calling it that.
If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.