A fork of Rural Dictionary
What I do every morning in the shower before school.
Damn dude, I fapped so hard in the shower this morning!
Water is kind of an anti-lube though.
fah-p
To masturbate furiously.
To verbally declare attraction to something.
A declaration of self-love chanted over and over by Genos.
Verb - To "fap" or "fapping".
The act of loudly thumping one's flaccid penis against one's thigh to produce a loud slapping, or "fapping" noise. You can fap against other things, like someone's face or butt cheek, or if you get really good, the back of the hand that you're actually fapping with at the same time. Foreskinless people probably can't generate the same noise.
Also, there is the "Upward Aggressive Fap", which is literally what the name would suggest. Aggressively ping your dick up against your pubic region, causing impressive acoustics, red marks to body and knob, and a painful stinging sensation.
- Hey listen to this sick fap!
- I was doing the Upward Aggressive Fap and now my cock is all red and sensitive.
- Look we're fapping in sync!
- I fapped her cock holster so bad she had a cock holster period.
To play with oneself (for females, this is shikking oneself)
My chemistry teacher faps himself to pics of Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton.
Benni fapped off in a park while people walked by.
Benni faps off four times a day.
Benni has such loose foreskin that when he faps off, you can hear it in the next room.