A fork of Rural Dictionary
Apon flatulence (doin a fart) this phrase is commonly used in the Eastern Suburbs of Melbourne.
"ohhhh-ooo... farty shtanks!"
A fart so smelly that you must lift up your shirt to cover your nose.
*Ken sniffs the air and immediately lifts shirt over his nose* Mark "What's wrong with you?" Ken "Hank just ripped Farti Gras in here"
When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.
My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.
Used when describing something, in relative agreeance of the subject, without having any clue what the heck you, or they are talking about.
"I want one of those tables made with all those beercaps." "You mean an old Farty-piss table?" "Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"
Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted. Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred. It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her." Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
when you pull a harty farty, you fart so hard it sounds like you just shit your pants. however, it was just a juicy one ;)
ella: did you just shit? emma: no i pulled a harty farty gwen: it smells BAD lexi: that was a juicy one!