Country Dictionary

An adjective used to describe anything that works well for the first day.

Man... this Hyundai is Ford, the door fell off on the way home from the dealership!

F- for O- old R- retired D- drunks

D-driver R-returns O-on F-foot

Feeble Old Retired Drivers

These are cars that as soon as they are made are ready for the pasture. They are cheaper than the quality GM cars, their company stock value is down and their product proves it.

one hell of a crappy car. known to explode at any given moment-waste of money-gay-get a real car asshole

hey, bitch, nice ford...hahahahahahahaha

For Oversized Rednick Dicks

If your wife weighs more than your Ford than you are a redneck

Found On Rubbish Dump

Fucked Over Readneck Driver Fatally Obese Redneck Driver

Look at that ford! What is she driving?