A fork of Rural Dictionary
...and I have the balls.
Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"
The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.
First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."
This is how one might say the word "burger" if they were perhaps from certain areas of Eastern Europe and were to work as a waitress in an American-themed restaurant.
To the untrained ear it sounds like four seperate words are being said - or in extreme circumstances even two seperate sentences.
Joel: I am gonna have a burger and lashings of Ginger Beer; so Sherri, what are YOU going to have off the menu?
Sherri: A burger I reckon...and bubbles...
Sarah: Yep - me too...burger n bubbles sounds good.
Steven: Guys, I don't mean to be a copycat but I think I will opt for the burger too...
Waitress: So that is fo-ur Beu-urr-gh--hur-ger yes?
All:
- What just happened?
- She ok?
- Maybe we should we get a medic or something??
Waitress: (Interrupting) SO THAT is fo-ur Beu-urr-gh--hur-ger yes?
All:
Yes THATS right... four of T-H-O-S-E please...
twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective
twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)
jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer
This is basically Teappuccino 2 the sequel,
Tea + Milk + Honey + Coffee
TRY IT I PROMISE YOU WONT DIE
Damn, that's a nice ass flay🤌voughfu🤌ll gho🤌alle🤌ghco🤌aste🤌gh
Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship
Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
Ghetto Hoopstars
est. Covid Summer '20
"Ghetto Hoopstars, signing autographs and humping the honeys!" - Coach Carter
GHS