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being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.
Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-
Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?
Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded
Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.
House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."
Unable to play guitar; has taken guitar lessons and became a worse player; unable to grasp the concept of playing guitar.
I've taken guitar lessons for years and still can't play. My teacher says I'm guitarded.
Sucking at guitar despite years of practice.
Dude did Jimmy just start playing guitar?
No, he's been playing for 4 years!
Awwh, poor kid must be guitarded
That derpy face people make when playing a guitar.
Check out Temu Jimi Hendrix over there getting guitarded.
The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".
"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."