A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of making love to a hampster with a biro
I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay
Where a man layes over a open sunroof and a woman sits in the car sucking like a thirsty hampster
Lastnight the date ended when she was a thirsty hampster.
When a guy lays across an open sunroof and gets their dick sucked like a hampster drinking water from a spout.
I was a thirsty hampster and gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car.
The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof
The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster
Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.
"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."
"At least I don't hampster stuff.."
You will need
1 hampster
2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast
To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart