A fork of Rural Dictionary
Looking at or watching pictures, videos, or anything else pertaining to British model Keeley Hazell.
Guy #1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy #2: Just Hazelling.
Guy #1: You need a life.
Guy #2: I know.
A girl that plays being rude, but once you get to know her, is overwhelmingly funny and sweet. She can be the best person to talk to when you want. She is prettier than she thinks she is, and she overall will be the best part of your relationship.
Damn, Hazelle is so funny.
Damn, Hazelle is so fucking pretty.
When you're having a threesome,and the other guy pulls out to blow his load, misses the chick you're plowing, and blows his load on your chest.
This double penetration with Lindsey was going great until Cody Hazeled me. Totally ruined the mood.
See God. Was discovered to be god, by the former god, Dugan and thus the Protestant Reformation started.
"Hazel went topless last night. All hail Hazel."
Can’t take dick but that’s okay she has a good personality and is very pretty
Lad: Hazel come suck my dick
Hazel: I don’t think u wanna be disappointed xo
Hazel is a slang term for a person who has a compulsion to steal clothing from her boyfriend, especially jackets.
Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out.
Hazel is also known to have a massive cock.
Stop stealing jackets, you Hazel!
Me: Hey it's 10 o'clock, let's go out.
Hazel: Nah I'm really tired I think I'll go to bed.