A fork of Rural Dictionary
An overweight lesbian.
You see that heifer over there, she is a lesbian.
Hef-fur-ness Heiferness <noun> this is typically a condition suffered by a thirsty non factor female that either A.) Wants attention, or to be accepted by others in a group of a social setting. B.) A thirst trapp that came seem to keep a man for longer than a quick one night stand.
E.I that bitch suffers from Heiferness!
< adj > Heiferness is a cultural language that most chicks in the hood can understand. Typically this is a African American female that grew up in the hood. Sometimes her heiferness can get in the way of using proper English but she tries so hard. Heiferness can be slowly treated through reading books, learning new culture ways that's outside of your zip code, edification of body language and speech and most importantly learning how to refine one's life.
Damn her heiferness is hard to understand, what did she say Helen??!
Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.
What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.
An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.
Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party