Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hurricane

any bum who chases children and has no known name.

"My little sister got chased by hurricane today"
"AWSOME!"

by whymanwhy February 29, 2004

hurricane

a mix between heroine and cocaine

Man that hurricane is the best.

by Thisguy0421 September 05, 2008

Hurricane Dick

When a weather person is showing a hurricane or other major storm on a green screen and standing in such a way that makes the predicted path of the storm form a phallic shape in front of them, resembling a penis.

Bob: Did you catch the 6 o’clock news? The weather guy had a huge hurricane dick going on!
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked

Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?

by But Sects December 11, 2019

hurricane tortilla

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)

"Hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla"

by Oh_my_spagehteo January 09, 2018

hurricane thunderclap

A person who lives an intense and beautifully meaning filled life but dies in an unexpected and profound way due to some sort of personal err in physical, emotional or mental judgment.

hurricane thunderclap

by Indiana Gunns December 03, 2013

hurricane sam

an un-natural disaster caused by government (uncle sam) neglect ie; f.e.m.a apathy for low income residents of new orleans.

"why did all those people suffer from hurricane katrina?" ..."oh you mean hurricane sam?" they were discussing that issue on slave revolt radio today"..

by rreverendtriggafinga September 15, 2008

The angry hurricane

Putting hot sauce on a girls vagina then eating her out

Yo Kris gave that girl the angry hurricane. Damn that bitch must be hurtin

by bitchesbehatin May 19, 2010