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[ A L I M O N Y ]

An entity with different names. Goes by the names of Ishmael etc etc.. People usually find him annoying but they can't handle his swag and awesomeness.

Uncle A L I M O N Y ? Is that you? Yes! It's me! Your layouts are fucking bangers!!

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S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants! Tell me whats makin' you jump like that! S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants! Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats... S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants! S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me... Step right over and watch me put it down... Squirrels Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it... S to the I to M to the P! Who you got back and watering your plants? S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants... How can I qualify for government graaaants... S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants... Yeah... Hypnotize me, put me in a trance... S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants... Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance... She can't see the- Squirrels in my Pants! Step right over and watch me put it down... Squirrels! Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it... S to the I to the M to the P! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!