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Invader Zim

A cartoon show that ran on Nickelodeon for three seasons or so. It depicted the life of a disturbed, xenophiliac young man named Dib who was obsessed with cutting up a green, screaming alien and having sex with every one of its slimy alien organs. The show spawned millions of annoying 13-year-old girls and boys who suddenly thought the words "moose" and "taquitos" were "teh FUNNAY LOLOLOLOLOL" and began firing quotes from every one of their orifices (like delicious diarrhea) at will whenever the name "GIR" was brought up. Soon afterwards, since Nick found it impossible to fap to creepy and ugly children who had fantasies about little green men from the stars any longer, Nick pulled the plug on Zim, thus releasing Jhonen Vasquez from captivity to be free to whine and whine about the many fans who SUPPLY HIM WITH HIS MONEYS, allowing him to purchase all the double-ended strap-on harnesses his little heart desires.

Girl from Hot Topic: My god, Invader Zim was the greatest show in the entire world! Sane Person: I beg to differ. I believe Zim sucked vastly. Girl: OMG how dare you your opinion is not allowed you are closeminded lol^_^ Sane Person: NO U

by A fan of Invader Zim <3 October 09, 2006

Invader Zim

When an innocent young Italian lad face fucks a predator

Yo did you invader zim her? Yeah she won't be able to taste shit for a month!

by brolife4ever March 07, 2011

why was invader zim canceled?

So.. why was invader zim Canceled? A sentence often used by fans of the most amazing cartoon created, invader Zim. Invader Zim was canceled because Nickelodeon didn't have enough funds to support it, or views. They didn't get views because Nickelodeon couldn't find a proper schedule for the show. Causing viewers to not know when to turn on their televisions. But the show was left with one important question.. How can they not support everyone's favorite cartoon but spend all their money on the KCA?

invader zim nickelodeon why was invader zim canceled?

by PieIsHotOhYeah April 10, 2014

Invader Zim

A show about a little green bitch that got given a fake misson to fuck the earth. Another little bitch, a school shooter lookin' motherfucker tries to expose the green bitch, but never does because he is an ugly failure. People who are way too old to watch this show and draw porn of it. I know you looked at it. Disgusting.

"Do you like Invader Zim? " "Yeah! I like to look at @invaderr.sad.chair 's lewd drawings of Professor Membrane. They make me cum uncontrollably every time." "what the FUCK Jonathan??"

by Penis_mouth December 10, 2019

Invader Zim

The only good cartoon in the world (Also HTF ^.^) Ppl in my school say that it’s an emo faggy show but I say it’s the BESTEST SHOW ever made!!!!! Zim is so kool and i relate to him so much

Cool person: *Watching soemthin* Gross worm: EW WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? Cool person: Invader Zim!!! Gross worm: GAY! Cool person: Go fuck yourself!

by Zimzbiggestfan May 20, 2024