A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!
Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn
I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.
I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.
Be jealous.
- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.
(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)
Noun - Informal / Slang
1. A euphemism for a solid poo
1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean
A disabled person who has no use of their legs
I lost to a jelly bean cuz I couldn’t drop shot it
A GREAt person who is soft and nice no homo
Some Gay: Who Jelly Bean
Me: Best person to breathe
Someone who is Jealous. Mainly a cute way to call out a side piece or the main with out offending their very existence.
Girl: *talking to someone other then the main*
Main: ... *looking mad as hell*
Girl: *tries to be cute knowing damn well she ain’t* aww, come here my little jelly bean!