A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term used for when the intention of a message is entirely missed and the response given is of no resemblance to the first spoken phrase
An example of using the verb kelping
Person 1: (any text here)
Person 2: Ooh, it's the firecrackers.
Person 1: What? Are you on drugs again?
Person 2: Sorry, i kelped!
The most amazing person in the world, can comfort you when you’re at your lowest. They’re gorgeous and adorable, refuses to believe it. They’re the best friend you could ever have and can tell whenever you’re upset. They’re into flirty and platonic friendships.
“Damn that person looks fun to talk to”
“No shit bro their name is Kelp/Kelpii”
this is something you should not do
Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp
Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods
Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.
"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."