A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of sitting backwards on the toilet seat and wrapping your arms around the cistern whilst taking a shit, just like a koala hugging a tree
phil is koalaing the shit out of that toilet.
koalas are fucking stupid, they should be exterminated immediately. they are stupid because THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING EAT FOOD THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM IF THEY ARE ON THE GROUND.
keira - ‘hey look at that koala’
sienna - ‘shoot the bastard’
a sexually explicet girl who looks like a gay bear. a koala bear. :), her nickname is koala.
she likes to chew gum leaves, and her cheeks are huge.
emily: 'hey koala :) how was your weekend ?'
Koala (renee): "heey! it was good thanks!'
randoms: "hey koala!'
"sup koala'
'oh god theres a wild koala in the building'
-OR-
jacqui: 'oh, looks like koalas in a grumpy mood today'
renee (koala): /hits
emily: "koalas got her claws out!'
crysta: 'CRAZY KOALA! :D'
-OR-
blake: " OMG EMILY> THERES A KOALA NEXT TO YOU!'
emily : " oh my god. there is too!'
Renee (koala): "nnnnnooo :@ !'