A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.
My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.
Royal Air Force slang for a female, due to their mammory glands and the tight-fitting issue sweaters.
What's the new supply officer like?
Not too bad, for a lumpy jumper.
When a man is fucking a girl, he pulls out and cums all up in her pubic hair. Then the man rubs it in and makes her leave it there. When it dries and hardens, the bitch now has a lumpy rug.
"I started to go down on this hoe, but when I tried to run my fingers through her pubes, she had the nastiest lumpy rug!"
When you shit in your pants and a noticeable lump can be seen
Freddy waited in the bathroom line so long he got a lumpy Rutherford
Similar to a blue waffle but in regards to the anus.
I heard that there one lady has some lumpy oatmeal.
When a man who is having anal sex with another man shoves his balls up the other man's asshole.
Terry was going hard with Frank. They did everything; Terry said that he even gave Frank a lumpy Jack.
When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl
I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.