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Simply the most over-used and cliche name in England. Practically everyone is called it. Most of the thumbs down for this will be from people called Matty.

Yo Matty! What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

To change the rules of a competition for your own personal gain.

Did you rig the footy tips so that you would win? You got me I pulled a Matty.

Masturbating After Touching Titties. or Masturbating After Touching Testicles. and A person who Masturbates after seeing Titties. or A person who Masturbates after seeing Testicles.

"Wow, that guy is a noob, he's like matti, and matti is a noob"

Thinks he knows everything but tom showed him all he knows he also has a fetish for polos

Did you no Matty yh i no

Very good Architecture Boi. Used to have the best lettuce but now he looks like a boob.

That Boy used to have nice hair and now he mattyied himself

A right crack head, will do anything for it.

"Eyyy Luke maaaann, I'll Suck your dick for a rock!" Matty

A genius flamboyant boy of skill and intelligence with an amazing heart filled with positivity and undying love. A jack of all trades.

How wonderful Matti