A fork of Rural Dictionary
linos tiddies but make it middies. they are also known as the source of many STAYS lifelines decreasing. they are hazardous, one look at them and you will start to hyperventilate, your blood will start pumping and u wll wonder just how perfect can this man be.
person A: oh mai god WHAT IS THAT person B: middies, they have been keeping me up all night
He is ambitious and kind. He’s the kind of soul to always be on an adventure, but if you’re not his spiritual level you better back off cus he’s not taking 2 f**ks. He’s the kind of soul to have a license plate frame to say, “Move out the way, Id rather be barking at the cat next door.” He loves to eat treats but rather have yours. He’s one to live for baths but if he doesn’t get one… don’t worry about it because he already knows he’s having a good hair day.
Whose that barking so cool? It must be a Middy. Ohhhh makes sense!