A fork of Rural Dictionary
The county where Churchill rules over all, and where every other school talks trash cuz there jealous
Other school: Ew, those churchill kids are SO not cool
Churchill kids: Dont hate cuz we have what you dont, we know you hate because you wish you could be like us
A place half as rich but twice as snooty an NoVa.
NoVa'n: hi there
Moco'an: hi there inferior person
NoVa'n: *audible sigh* you're from Montgomery County aren't
you?
MoCo'an: yes, yes I am; and might I add that we're number
13 in richest national counties?
NoVa'n: open your eyes. stop bragging. there's always
somewhere better. not only better but less
obnoxious. *raises limosine window and drives away*
*to himself*- besides, we have number 2,3,and 8; but
we'd never say it.
the backwards ass country place where rebel flags fly and there are only two stoplights. No inbreeding cause we are too fucked in the head to know who our sisters are. holler holler
" Damn dave you hear about the drug bust in MoCo, the goddamn cops sniffed all the blow and still arrested the dudes. The pigs also got blowjobs and fucked the goats."-- MoCo native
A county that may be richer but wishes they were as cool as hoco. And stop calling your gay asses moco its our word. moco can kiss my ass. hoco is the reall shitt
moco person- wow things just got a lot fucking sweeter here.
hoco- thats because youve entered hoco dumbass
moco- ooooo right.
BCC Muh Fuckas
class 2008 yall need to reckanyze
Montgomery county is BCC's BITCH, yall faggot ass poser high schools like WJ and WHITE-MAN dont get shit.
and 4 you bitches wit no open lunch, SUCK IT, and 4 u other bitches wit open lunch but not in BCC territory, cant compete.
'08 DONT HATE
BCC pimpin these other MoCo skools
The art of using a TV remote as a substitute penis in the event that ones penis fails to rise to the occasion. Originating in Monroe County, this classic maneuver is generally met with enthusiasm by the ladies as the individual buttons on the remote control make it feel “ribbed for her pleasure” Added benefit, the TV remote is always close handy so when the penis has called it an early night, the remote is always standing by.
Dude: Man, I got shit house drunk last night and when I got ol girl from the bar in the sack, my cock wouldn’t work.
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it