Country Dictionary

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Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.

Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot? Person 2: … Person 3: Bro speak Person 2: … Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN

by thatwhiteboydobesmartdo June 08, 2022

Mow her lawn

To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.

Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".

by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend? Brady: No way bro! John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer? Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020