A fork of Rural Dictionary
What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.
Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.
Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.
Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye
when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af
Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout
A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.
"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"
slang for masturbation
Scarlett Johansson is so hot i spent all of yesterday gouging out my eyes.
Are You Joking My Eyes Out??
Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"
Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo
Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)
When someone says something disgusting
Guy 1: I wish boku no pico had a second season
Guy 2: oh to see without my eyes ห๐ห