A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.
2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.
3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.
Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...
Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street
Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles
Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!
Guitarist of the punk-rock band the Offspring whose real name is Kevin Wasserman, who was the janitor of Dexter Holland and Greg K's high school. Dexter Holland and Greg K invited him to join the band because he was over 21 and could get them alcohol.
Stupid Offspring Fangirl: OMG DEXTER HE'S SO HOT!
Me (real Offspring fan): What do you think of Noodles?
Stupid Offspring Fanirl: Who's that?
Verb: To use a musical instrument to play around with the musical notes in a song or jam.
Grab your ax and I'll hit the skins and we can noodle around for a bit.
I don't like jam bands becuase there is too much noddling. Just play a SONG!
1. The guitarist from rock band The Offspring.
2. A tasty food snack, related to rice.
3. Insult for a small penis. Usually inserted before dick
1. Hey, Noodle's got some good riffs!
2. Hey, would you like noodles with your chicken?
3. NOODLE-DICK! YOU HAVE A NOODLE, FOR A DICK!