A fork of Rural Dictionary
A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.
Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.
There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."
things to say when bored (or suicidal in gills lesson)
durk-furk-turk (gill talking in background)
To fumble an encounter with the opposite sex, or to not slide.
J can't stop durking in the club when a female hits on him.
When a person (most likely a negro) is feeling bitter or angry about something, and uses this phrase to explain it.
Nah nigga, im not messing with you after you stole my bae.
Im on durk with you nigga.